The most amazing invention of the century?
If you're only going to buy one luxury good for yourself, make it a nice watch.
The cornerstone of any bachelor pad. It's versatile, functional and a whole bunch of other adjectives.
Give praise to this amazing substance that will improve all aspects of your life.
Having a faster car probably won't get you laid, but sure is fun.
They're not sex robots, but they are robots none the less. And robots do work that we don't want to.
They come in all sorts of sizes, shapes and even flavors. These are an essential part of a bachelors toolkit.
They make a great pet for lazy people, and let's face it 9 out of 10 bachelors fall into this category.
Get one of these and you'll not only have a sexy machine, but will never worry about all those problems with PCs.