Condoms are one of the most essential items in the bachelors toolkit, they protect not only against getting somebody pregnant, but diseases too. There are a plethora of brands and sizes out there, so just choose one that works for you.

We recommend Lifestyle-brand condoms. They’re durable and easy to unroll. We find other brands harder to apply. They’re also the best brand if you’re hung like a freaking horse.

Avoid anything crazy like flavored or glow-in-the-dark condoms; they're cheap and will cause nothing but problems. Also avoid using Saran Wrap, parchment paper, Eat-More wrappers, celery stalks, toothbrush flutes or rubber penis traps.