McDonalds McGriddle
Oooooh baby, the McGriddle. This is the ultimate hangover food, not only is it tasty as can be, but we're pretty sure it has 2 million calories in each bite.

Olive Garden Breadsticks
These things are freiking awesome, but they're over 100 calories per stick, and let's face it, you can't really eat just one. Everytime we go there everybody has at least 5 of them.

Krispy Kreme Donuts
Have you tried these things? They're like little pieces of heaven in your mouth, but they'll probably cause you're organs to shut down if you eat more than 20,000 of them. And as far as we know, this is impossible.

Starbucks white chocolate mocha
Starbucks makes some kickass drinks, they're tasty and delicious and will get you really really high on caffeine, but drink too many of them and you'll also get really really fat. Our favorite is the white chocolate mocha, but It's not the only Starbucks drink that will help you to pack on the pounds.

Anything by Taco Bell
Taco Bell has some of the tastiest shit on the planet, but a dietition would probably tell you that you'd be better off eating paint chips. They only way that you could loose weight by going to taco bell is if you measure in the chronic diarrhea that you'll get if you eat there more than once a month.

Soda / Soft Drinks
Ever see those 400lb women in the local supermarket wheeling 6 pallets of diet soda to the checkout? Ever wonder why they weigh 400lb's? Yeah, it doesn't matter if it's diet or not, this shit will kill you. Yes, it's great for mixing into drinks and keeping you awake after an all night bender, but if you drink it all the time you'll be fucking huge.

Deep fried snickers bars
You'll find these every year at your local county fare or city festival. They are delicious as anyting, but will probably give you a heart attack from smelling them alone.

Poutine
This stuff is amazing, it's basically french fries with a few scoops of cheese curds coveres in hot thick gravy. Invented by French Canadians it's awesomess helps make up for terrible things that have come from Quebec like Celine Dion.